Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Dr. Dick Shawn walked in to see his next patient, a writer named Hans.

"Doctor," said Hans. "I'm all blocked. I haven't done nothin' in weeks."

The doctor went to a cabinet in the room and pulled out a box with a hole in the top.

"What's this?" asked Hans, sticking his hand into the box.

"Take two quotations and call me in the morning."

Thursday, August 16, 2012

He's so over you.

How do you get over a guy who is so over you? You need a replacement and I don't mean another man! Start thinking about YOU for a change. Pamper yourself: hair, nails, new outfit, new attitude. Take up a new hobby or do something you've always wanted to do. It's the wrong time to go on the hunt for a new man. Relax on that, take it slow. If a new man is in your future, he'll come your way. That's because he'll be attracted to the new confident you.