I planned a child's party
To which I was tardy
Oh brother! My job is in jeopardy.
My balloon delight
Caused such a fright
When it popped in the middle of an ice cream fight.
The party was ruined
The birthday girl was boo-hooin'
And her mother shouted, "Oh yes, I'll be suin' "
The life of a party planner
Could never be grander!
After this one I quit. I'm now a panhandler.
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