Friday, July 22, 2011

There once was a blind guy waiting at the bus stop when a dog came along.
He sniffed the poor guy's leg and peed all over it; you know this was wrong.
The blind guy pulled out a piece of candy and put it down for the canine.
A passer-by saw the whole thing and went up to the man who was blind.
He said, "What are you doing? Don't you have a clue?"
"You're not giving that dog a piece of candy for peeing on you?"
The blind man said "No way brother. That would take too much class."
"I want to know which end is his head, so I can kick it in the ass."